Now that I've gotten some protein in my body (a bowl of plain chicken broth with an egg dropped in it for the protein part) and my first cup of joe since Saturday morning, I'm feeling much better. Just wiped down all the door handles with bleach, changed out the toothbrushes, laundered the sheets, and put the straight-jacket back in the closet. That should hold us for about, oh, . . . a day. Let's do the math - three kids in school, multiply by 100 kids per grade for a new total of 300, multiply by number of people in average family for new total of 1200, mulitply by number of times no one washes their hands but still goes grocery shopping and touches the handles of all those grocery carts or phones or bathroom doorknobs equals, well, a number larger than I can imagine or have room to print here. Well, you get the picture, we'll be seeing colds and flu here again soon at this rate. Wishing you all a very happy, healthy 2008!
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